Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Water Closets

I went to a few countries in Europe recently, and was inspired.
The people walk everywhere, smoke a lot, drink a lot, but are beautiful and tiny.
The women have some of the most sculpted legs I’ve ever seen, and I think I’ve determined the reason why.
NO TOILET SEATS.
In all the public bathrooms I went to in Paris, Rome and Venice, there were no toilet seats on the toilets.
And how do you go to the bathroom when there isn’t a toilet seat?
Pop a squat and hover over the bowl (connecting your skin with the porcelain? NASTY) .
Dropping a 5 minute deuce?  Makes for some strong quads!
So, if you can’t make it to the gym,  remove your toilet seat, and give those thigh muscles a work out!




3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Long Live Tiny and Scultped Legs!

Unknown said...

hahahaha :)

Anonymous said...

you crack me up