Thursday, August 11, 2011

Crocodile Tears



We all cry.

Sometimes you have a crappy day, and cleansing tears are warranted, I get that, I'm supportive of that, hell, I'm a willing participant when the time is right and the emotions are running high.
However, I have strong feelings of dislike for CROCODILLE TEARS.
I have even stronger feelings of dislike for THE UGLY CRY.
Combined ? My nemesis!


Ladies, I say this with every kindness and understanding of my being,
DO NOT DO THIS!
It's hard to take you seriously after this infraction has been witnessed especially in a professional environment.

TIP: Practice your crying face in the mirror.
Check the angles you rest your head at, how your eyes screw up and how your mouth turns.
If your crocodille tears aren't paired with the ugly face cry, I think you would be able to get a more sympathetic show if you looked cute crying.

Just sayin'.

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