Pre-review Surrender

This is a book pre-review.
This is another one of my TOP RATED FREE BOOKS from Amazon.
I don't need to read RATINGS or SYNOPSIS on books, books are like people, you CAN judge a book by its cover as I will demonstrate in this post.

I havent read this book but I'm sure I know what its all about.

Its quite obvious to all I'm sure, this is a book about farting.

It's clearly a book about a man's struggle (SURRENDER) with a fart (WIND) that seems to be stuck.

Man that will give you a sore gut.

Now I know you think that my pictures are the quality book covers but they aren't the real covers.

Here is the real cover.

As you can see from the jealousy on the guy on the left's face, he is the clenched-cheek one with the stuck fart. I think the guy on the right let one slip, right as this painting was done. He's concerned the girl in front of him is about to smell it, sneaky guy.

Yup, that is definitely what this book is about ... Farts are funny, so maybe I will read it.

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Sobe of the Day

Nuff said.

Hunger Games .. bloody marvellous

The Hunger Games Trilogy by Suzanne Collins is genius.

I read this book last year on my trip to NZ not really thinking anything of it. I was surprised at how quickly it had sucked me in.
This is the type of book that makes me ponder, momentarily, on what I would do if I was faced with a life or death situation. I like to think I'm pretty bad ass, I've imagined smashing a zombie in the face with a sledge hammer if it tried to chase after me to eat me, but I could not fathom being in this situation. What is the situation you ask ? Well, that would require me explaining what this book is about, so read on ...

The jist of the story is that kids have to kill kids, on a reality show.
Katniss, our heroine, is the shiz, really she is. She's a bit broken, a bit twisted and bloody awesome. She's had to hunt and gather to feed her sister, her mother and herself, in a world where self reliance is criminal.
When her younger sister is chosen to go into murderous child killing sport, she volunteers to be proxy for her sister.
It's a gnarly story, with insane situations, I'm definitely going to write about these books more, however, this is more about my intense like for some of my favourite characters in the books.

Jennifer Lawrence has been cast in the movie as Katniss, the promo pics look really good, I'm pretty happy with the choice (because my opinion matters).

Cinna, Katniss Games clothing designer, one of my favs, is being played by Lenny Kravitz. PERFECT! This casting  I am STOKED about.

♫♪ Don't go, and put a bullet in your head, just turn your life around instead ♪♫ Sing it Lenny, sing it!

Donald Sutherland is going to be President Snow. Nice, I'm going to love hating you, feel the venom.

Read this book!
RATING: A whole cake.

Words of Wisdom from Sobe

You are so right Sobe drink lid!

Cooler because I can't rotate this picture.

INTRODUCING *IIWW*

I'm introducing a new category into my blog posting called IIWW, it will contain charming annecdotes and witty repartee I enjoy on a daily basis.

Dear Cupid

In an effort to save money (my 99c kindle books are breaking the bank a little) I decided to "purchase" some of the FREE kindle books available on Amazon.
Dear Cupid was listed in the top 10 the other day, so I decided I would read it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

What I love about "ROMANCE" novels, are the cheesy ways they describe sex.
Here is an example (DON'T GET TURNED ON).

"Just when she thought herself beyond reason, he sheathed himself for protection, pinning her soft body beneath his hard planes"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Free Kindle Romance Novels = Hours of entertainment.

If you're into hard planes, give this a whirl!

RATING: One heart shaped cookie with pink frosting, good while you eat it, a bit of a sore gut after its done.