Dear Cupid was listed in the top 10 the other day, so I decided I would read it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
What I love about "ROMANCE" novels, are the cheesy ways they describe sex.
Here is an example (DON'T GET TURNED ON).
"Just when she thought herself beyond reason, he sheathed himself for protection, pinning her soft body beneath his hard planes"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Free Kindle Romance Novels = Hours of entertainment.
If you're into hard planes, give this a whirl!
RATING: One heart shaped cookie with pink frosting, good while you eat it, a bit of a sore gut after its done.
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