Pre-review Surrender

This is a book pre-review.
This is another one of my TOP RATED FREE BOOKS from Amazon.
I don't need to read RATINGS or SYNOPSIS on books, books are like people, you CAN judge a book by its cover as I will demonstrate in this post.

I havent read this book but I'm sure I know what its all about.

Its quite obvious to all I'm sure, this is a book about farting.

It's clearly a book about a man's struggle (SURRENDER) with a fart (WIND) that seems to be stuck.

Man that will give you a sore gut.

Now I know you think that my pictures are the quality book covers but they aren't the real covers.

Here is the real cover.

As you can see from the jealousy on the guy on the left's face, he is the clenched-cheek one with the stuck fart. I think the guy on the right let one slip, right as this painting was done. He's concerned the girl in front of him is about to smell it, sneaky guy.

Yup, that is definitely what this book is about ... Farts are funny, so maybe I will read it.